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I am just a lost soul swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.

I am a relapsing gluten-addict.
I am a chicken detective.
Right now, my identity is being its fluid self as a panromantic asexual genderqueer.
I have been catching fish and throwing them back since 1991.

I am a creep, and a bro for lyf.
Got a question? Got an observation? Have I not covered information correctly?

Drop a line in my fishbowl.

midkarma:

new slang // the shins // oh, inverted world

and if you’d have took to me 
like a gull takes to the wind
well, i’d have jumped from my tree and i’d have danced like the king of the eyesores
and the rest of our lives would have fared well

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mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.

curseboxes:

she wants the d(ecent representation of queer characters within mainstream media without their plot being reduced to said sexuality)

ofgeography:

1. do you identify as a woman

2. congratulations you’re a real woman

truebluemeandyou:

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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Wire Ear Cuffs from Basic to Advanced from Shealynn’s Faerie Shoppe. Her other jewelry is absolutely beautiful: wire wrapped crowns, necklaces, barefoot sandals, etc… For more DIY ear cuffs go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/ear-cuff and for wire DIY jewelry and wire wrapping tutorials go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/wire

  1. Basic Wire Ear Cuff Tutorial from Shealynn’s Faerie Shoppe here.
  2. Swirly Ear Cuff Tutorial from Shealynn’s Faerie Shoppe here.
  3. Double Loop Ear Cuff Tutorial from Shealynn’s Faerie Shoppe here.
  4. Bow Tie Ear Cuff Tutorial from Shealynn’s Faerie Shoppe here.
safercampus:

Feminism is worthless without intersectionality and inclusion. 

safercampus:

Feminism is worthless without intersectionality and inclusion.