I am just a lost soul swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.
I am a relapsing gluten-addict.
I am a chicken detective.
Right now, my identity is being its fluid self as a panromantic asexual genderqueer.
I have been catching fish and throwing them back since 1991.
I am a creep, and a bro for lyf.
Got a question? Got an observation? Have I not covered information correctly?
Drop a line in my fishbowl.
I should be asleep or writing one of my five papers. Or something.